get a pen and paper ready

wow. drawing a blank. want to blog but i don't know what to write.
hmmm. just got an idea for a game. this could be a fun game. i'll give you a list of my thoughts as they come to me, and you can come up with your own blog about them. ready? BEGIN-

" I have megalo-manic tendencies"
"what was the quote for yesterday"
"mmmm-hot, nasty, clothespinned, hog-tied, romance"
"my tire needs air"
"i don't regret swimming in public with fiercely hairy armpits"
"what can i talk about that's deep;not random fluff?"
" i love the phrase 'douche-bag'"
"$8 for a 1 lb bag of rice?"

that's all the thoughts for now.

whoever makes the best blog wins.