what a time suck....in the most delightful way!
i believe to be the first diagnosed sufferer of the condition called "A.D.D2.0". It's a condition where a person manifests a short attention span immediately after being presented with hyperlinks, "search" boxes, and social networking login pages. The condition is diagnosed by 1) the number of tabs you have open 2) the number of pages you have "bookmarked" 3)the inability to remember what you initially sat down to "google" 2 hours after sitting at the computer.
talk to your dr. if you have any concerns or are experiencing any of these symptoms.
.......on second thought, try googling it first. then ask anyone in Yahoo! answers and twitter and facebook, and myspace, etc if they know anything about it. in the meantime, while you're waiting for responses, go to youtube and amuse yourself. don't forget to keep checking back w/your internet friends every 5 mins. then go to amazon to see if they have that one movie you wanted. the one with that guy from that other movie? prolly should open another tab and go "IMDB" and figure out what movie it is. had a killer sountrack, too. i wonder if they have that soundtrack available to download? better open another tab ....... (and it begins again..) :)

1 Comments:
Whoa! You mean I'm not alone? Let's form an online support group.
May 31, 2008 5:25 AM
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